Here’s the thing, J&J has a shiny happy partnership with Wal-Mart, and praise it as the biggest retailer for their products.
From time to time they call a Designer (i.e. myself) to make an abstract authoral poster (brand themed, of course) as a gift to the super-market directors as a recognition for their special achievements. This time it was about Listerine. And so I did this:

They liked it a lot, everyone was glad, but I got no free Listerine. Basterds.